when your mom asks you to clean your roomimage


*is up to something*


if you’re having a bad day, watch this

just do it


People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

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when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 



why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.