January 2012
146 posts
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saturdaynightdead:
alltheladycats (for this comic)
americasalutesyou (for awkward!Rory in the series 6 premiere of Doctor Who)
e-qually (for the pause Snape takes in between the word “equally” during DH2)
fuck-coconut-water (for Darren being awkward and hilarious and adorable in this soundcheck)
hashtag-anniesmove (for Troy and Abed in that one episode of Community)
jesuschristofnazareth...
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2012
Try to be more confident, especially in regards to physical appearance and dressing how I would like to dress.
Read 52 books (one per week).
Moisturize more often, and be better about wearing sunblock.
Try not to take sides in my parents’ situation, and defend both of them when talking to either of them (particularly my father).
Be good about cleaning the litter box in the new house.
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December 2011
158 posts
so apparently it’s not normal to get wasted with your cousins/aunts/uncles and go to bed at 7am at the annual family christmas party?
i am a baggins
of bag-end
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TUMBLR IS SO PERFECT TODAY
Like, my dash is moving quickly, and so many new Darren things have happened that I want to see what people do with, and I just want to stay at home and listen to mah recordz and watch this play out.
But no.
My mom is forcing me to attend the family Christmas party today.
So.
Ugh.
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crosling:
Anonymous asked: Lol did ur parents really walk in on you masturbating?u can admit it because my mom totally did with me TWICE
Mortifying Moments →
I wasn’t intending on posting this to my real Tumblr, but this is this separate sort of blog that I’ve made a few days ago, about humiliating/embarrassing/mortifying experiences. It just hit 57 followers, so I guess you can say it’s ~tumblr famous~
Follow if you wish!
Anonymous asked: How many sweaters do you currently have?
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Dead And Gone - The Black Keys
URL options for 2012
alltheladycats (for this comic)
americasalutesyou (for awkward!Rory in the series 6 premiere of Doctor Who)
e-qually (for the pause Snape takes in between the word “equally” during DH2)
fuck-coconut-water (for Darren being awkward and hilarious and adorable in this soundcheck)
hashtag-anniesmove (for Troy and Abed in that one episode of Community)
jesuschristofnazareth (for my...
According to Chatroulette, the world is filled...
Also more disembodied penises.
Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2011, whilst I love you...
I mean, why did you choose such an unflattering picture of Karen? She is beautiful always, but what an awkward decision. And THAT PICTURE OF MATT IS FROM 2009.
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Watch
Anonymous asked: omg you got a hickey~!
is neil patrick harris seriously in this movie about spy dogs
as a beagle who wears glasses
Anonymous asked: on a scale from 1 to 10, how badly do you want a boyfriend?
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peeweestentacles replied to your post: are you a virgin?
then how would you even know if you like it in the ass? D:
That’s a fair statement to make.
For all I know, I’m a sucker for assplay.
I guess we’ll see…
Anonymous asked: are you a virgin?
shall we do the last tmi of 2011? →
Have I ever told you that I have a thing for...
I’ve never understood it.
But yeah, it’s true.
True story. You can quote me on that.
note to self:
watch out for squidward
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d@v!d t3nn@nt
Anonymous asked: do you have a record player in your house?
hey arthur darvill
i have an extra ticket to see the black keys
if you’re free, or whatever
not a big deal, just
if you wanted to go with me
it would be fun
more things you should probably judge me on:
i was eating pad thai and got some of the sauce on my chest so i straight up sucked it off of my skin
i now have a hickey on what is pretty much my boob
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Dan Rezler makes my heart smile.
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peeweestentaclesnotmybloganymore asked: do you like to take it in the ass???????????????????? ;)
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Honesty Hour? Please? →
guise
guise srsly
please
i’m so lonely
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Honesty Hour? Please? →
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Dear person who goes to my school who insists on...
I do not know who you are, and I don’t think I care to. I don’t feel like I need to explain anything to you, nor should you feel like you need to explain anything to me. Let’s lead our separate lives and, should our paths cross, I hope you will be at least halfway pleasant face-to-face, unlike the way you are a fucking bitch while anonymous. I sincerely don’t understand why...
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Yes, I am at least 18 years old.
Anonymous asked: Why have a rager? I hate the whole "asking for it" thing and I think it's totally off base, but, just, what were you expecting?
Oh Bright Eyes
How I love you
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Obligatory Post About How Depressing This...
This is the last Christmas I’ll ever experience in which my parents are together. The last Christmas I’ll have with all of our tree ornaments and place settings and decorations and everything all in the same house. The last Christmas I’ll have with both Byron (my dog) and Eloise (my cat) together. The last Christmas with my mother’s holiday playlist playing through the...
so
much
bacon
WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS 2011:
Turntable~~~
Records (Bright Eyes, She & Him, Florence + the Machine, Radiohead, and Arcade Fire)
Tickets to see the Black Keys and the Arctic Monkeys in the garden (aijsdkhfasd)
A scarf
A shirt
Owl bookends
An owl pillow
The Brilliant Book of Doctor Who 2012
Lotion
A necklace
A Crookshanks stuffed animal
