March 2012
88 posts
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
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February 2012
100 posts
Is it weird that I just made a list of qualities I...
Pale
Hair that is black, dark brown, or dirty blonde
Skinny
Light eyes
Facial hair
Listens to indie/alternative music
Watches (at least some of) the same shows I do
Has my sense of humor
Has his own opinions
Likes animals/nature
Enjoys reading
Has an atypical feature (ex. wears glasses, is left-handed, has an accent, etc)
what if that little kid i saw throwing a tantrum in front of a candy kiosk at the mall is actually jesus
Anonymous asked: Do you like florence & the machine?
I just wrote this letter to an email set up for...
I am uncertain of who is reading these emails, but I wanted to share my condolences with you, as well as Ms. Wimer’s entire family. I was a student of hers in Haworth, and she was by far my favorite teacher to date, as well as the teacher with the largest effect on my life. In fifth grade, my father went to a rehabilitation center to treat his alcoholism, and Ms. Wimer, being my teacher,...
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teslawasrobbed replied to your post: I hate it when you do something super unique, even…
oompf.
no like seriously i’m just scrolling through this musical freshman’s facebook and i’m like, “okay. um. wow. that’s really cool.”
I hate it when you do something super unique, even if it’s slang or phrasing or something trifle like that, and someone steals it.
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Some "Doctor Who" themed beverages, perfect for...
The Sonic Screwdriver
-4 oz orange-flavoured energy drink
-1 oz vodka (orange-flavoured optional)
-Garnished with an orange slice
The Sex in the TARDIS (otherwise known as The River Song)
-2 oz vodka (raspberry-flavoured optional)
-2 1/2 oz cranberry juice
-2 oz blue gatorade
The “Bananas Are Good”
-1 1/2 oz light rum
-1 tbsp triple sec
-1 banana
-1 1/2 oz...
wow i look so pretty when i’ve just woken up
i have a facebook friend who saw nick jonas on broadway, and in this picture of nick, there’s this girl staring at him who obviously doesn’t know how headbands work
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Today my friend got mad at me because she didn’t like that I got so much attention. I feel so bad. But I don’t know how to resolve that. The other day she got mad at this girl who kept being flirty with her boyfriend, and so the girl was like, “I’m naturally affectionate, but I’ll tone it down. Sorry. I didn’t mean anything by it.” But because of that I...
my house just farted
whispering “i’m in love with you” at pictures of celebrities
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Wow. My middle school science teacher just died of heart surgery complications. I can’t handle this right now.
Edit: She had 4 little children, and her husband is a plumber. I almost dedicated the yearbook to her. I am so depressed rn.
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berrywarbler replied to your post: I’m probably late to the party on this one
No the scene already leaked it’s a photoshopped picture of Finn he’s threatening to put on the internet if she doesn’t drop out of Regionals.
awkward.
Mine would’ve been good, though.
I'm probably late to the party on this one
But I’m watching last week’s “New Girl” and there’s a commercial for Glee, and Sebastian is handing Rachel an envelope, and she looks shocked?
He totally switched out Rachel and Kurt’s NYADA results, so they thought they got in but really they didn’t.
Or something to that effect.
Favorite Food: milk steak
Hobbies: magnets
Likes: ghouls
Dislikes: people’s knees
gossipgran:
don’t do drugs……………………….without me
If I have a baby girl I'm going to name her one of...
Lucy
Marie
Arabella
Evangeline
Amelia
I should be the decoy for those Catch a Predator things. I would do such a good job.
alcohol
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googleberry answered your question: Thoughts on my room color?
Grey?
t-h-e-t-a-r-d-i-s answered your question: Thoughts on my room color?
it matches your sweatshirt.
To answer both of you simultaneously:
The color I painted it is literally (I am not making this up) “Sweatshirt Grey.”
I just brought my cat to the new house and she is so sad and meowing (she never meows) and didn’t go to her favorite spot, under my pink chair.
This is so depressing.
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Just woke up after the first night sleeping at my...
mermaidcunt:
beyonce gets whiter every time i see her
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No one should be allowed to bring more than one middle schooler into a household without the written permission of each and every resident living there.
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So my mom painted my room like 5 shades lighter...
And I cried.
I literally cried.
And it’s not even #sharkweek
What the hell is wrong with me.
I just wanted a room that I liked for once and now I need to redo everything and ugh.
But I feel so bad for her because she just wants to do a good job.
But I hate the color so so so so so much.
And it’s my first big room all to myself.
And I just wanted it to be lovely and perfect and...
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ugh nothing can describe the pain i feel when i put my puppy in his crate for the night.
my poor baby.
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a poem by rhymezone.com
wooskie:
roses are red violets are blue
I had 4% battery but the second I dragged a photo...
My laptop is not plugged in.
I don’t know exactly what message God is trying to send to me, but it’s working.
Alright here is your chance to wish me a happy...
Question mark?